Why a (bald) chef wears a hat

I was cooking a burger and some sausage on the stove tonight. After a I realized the top of my head was feeling uncomfortable.

Then I realized that the grease spattering in the pan was flying up and hitting my scalp.

Now I’m in the market for a chef’s hat!

Poetic Justice’s Finest Hour

One possible outcome of Trump’s travel ban:

The order is defeated specifically because the Republican party would not seat a 9th justice on the Supreme Court last year.

A 4-4 tie could be the end of the matter.

I would be overwhelmed with schadenfreude at such a clear demonstration of poetic justice.